I remember seeing Forgetting Sarah Marshall and being disgusted. This man is so foul. I hate that he looks like he hasn’t bathed in a week (1). I hate that because he hasn’t bathed in a week, his hair stands up awkwardly in the back when with all the money he is making he really should be able to afford a comb (2). In the trailer for Arthur, it appears that they have done something a little bit better with his disgusting hair. Also he isn’t wearing his stupid guy liner, which I hate (3) but he is still wearing his awkwardly tight pants that make me feel uncomfortable (4) and the pointy shoes he wears with them that make him look like a cartoon (5). Helen Mirren is playing a nanny of sorts so that bodes well for the movie and Greta Gerwig plays the romantic lead. I love Greta (and Hansel! so hot right now). She played the best friend in No Strings Attached and was easily the funniest part of the movie. She totally won me over and I think she is capable of being a great romantic comedy star. She is WAY better than Katy Perry (busty worthless singer of ridiculous music) which is the sixth reason why I hate Russell Brand. I’m surprised he married anyone, I mean he looks like THIS
Also excited to see Jennifer Garner playing a bitch (when was the last time she played a nice person? 13 Going on 30?). Uh, reasons 7 through 9 that I hate him are uh… fine skip to the end, I hate that I don’t hate him! Not one bit! Not even a little, not even at all! I thought he was disgusting for like the first 5 minutes of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and then I thought he was hilarious and he looks just as obnoxiously charming and funny in this trailer. If I’m being honest, I hate myself for not hating him more.
I give it 7 terrible Katy Perry songs (Peacock? Really? Does that even qualify as a song?) and a dose of self loathing… and excitement